Saturday, February 5, 2011

Barish/Rainy SMS

Glory of the day, sound less and restrain
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains..

Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…

Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways. 



One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship.
One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living
Have a nice day ahead.! 



Glory of the day, soundless and restrain
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains..

Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…

Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways. 



barsaat main jab
barish hoti thi
hum park main betha karty thy
barish main bheega karty thy
aaj
waisa he barsaat ka din hi
park ke binch pe
tanha betha bheeg raha hon
jin main hum tum sang bheegy thy
un lamhon ko sochraha raha hon 



Besan ki roti, Nimbu ka achaar,
Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar,
Sawan ki rain, Kisi ka intezar,
Mubark ho aapko,
Barish ki bahar 



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Boonde barish ki u Zami pe aane lagi,
sondhi si mahak mati ki jagane lagi.
Hawao me bhi jaise masti chhane lagi,
waise hi hame bhi aapki yad aane lagi. 



Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,
Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain…
`
Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay..
`
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
`
Main Nay Uss Say Poocha Kia Dhoop Main Barish Hoti Hai
Yeh Sun Ker Wo Hansanay Lagi
Aur Hanstay Hanstay Ronay Lagi
Phir Dhoop Main Barish Honay Lagi..
`
Ab ke sawan main paani barsa bohat
Paani ki har boond main woh aaye yaad bohat
Is suhaane mausam main saath nahi tha koi
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bohat… 



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Children's day SMS

Childhood means
Fun unlimited…
Bounteous shower…
Of love and care…
Realm of imagination…
Joy of growing up…
Happy Children’s Day!
`
There are only two lasting gift we
should give our children,
One is roots and second is wings…
Happy Children’s Day!
`
All those moments of innocent wonders
of enjoying as if there is no tomorrow
of sharing whatever little we possessed
it seems it was only yesterday
on Children’s Day I wish…
all your memories…
…put a smile on your face
Happy Children’s Day!
`
On this Children’s Day
Let’s celebrate the
joys of childhood
And have a fantastic time together
Happy Children’s Day
`
Oh those beautiful childhood days
I do miss them in many ways
Childhood innocence goes by so fast
And before we know it, it’s in the past
Don’t forget the things you did
Enjoy your life just like a kid.
Happy Children’s Day!
`
There are some things, money can’t buy,
One of such things is our childhood,
enjoy the spirit of Children’s Day…
Happy Children’s Day!
`
They may not always smell pure and sweet,
A dirty diaper or a dampened sheet.
But with a loving cuddle and a beautiful smile,
The joys of parenthood are all worth while.
Happy Children’s Day..!! 



Time for some splashing fun
Cheers ‘n’ jolly time for everyone
coz it’s Children’s Day
May the love n laughter always stay on every child’s face.
Happy Childrens Day
`
Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge,
Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni…
Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge..
Happy Children’s Day Teacher!
`
Chacha ka hai janamdivas
Sabhi bacche aayenge
Chacha ji ke phool gulab se..
Hum bache sama sab mehkayenge!
Happy Children’s Day 


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Chacha ka hai janamdivas
Sabhi bacche aayenge
Chacha ji ke phool gulab se..
Hum bache sama sab mehkayenge!
Happy Children’s Day

Happy Children’s Day Teacher
Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge,
Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni
Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge..

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow,
Yet we forget that he is someone today.
Happy Children Day…..

Childhood is about innocence and playfulness.
It is about joy and freedom.
Happy Children’s Day..!! 



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They may not always smell pure and sweet,
A dirty diaper or a dampened sheet.
But with a loving cuddle and a beautiful smile,
The joys of parenthood are all worth while.
Happy Childrens Day..!! 



We are the future…
The hope for a brighter tomorrow…
We, the children of the world…
Are symbols of promise…
and potential Happy Children’s Day!!! 


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Cool SMS

1. True Love is a promise spoken by d heart, it is not given by pledge, it is not written on paper, it is a promise renewed every time.
2. Thought my words a few but my heart is true, friends i can make, but none as sweet as you, when God gave friends, he tried to c fair when I got you, I got my share!
3. If love is water, I’ll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I’ll give u the universe… If heat was your love and care, how I wish the sun was beside me…
4. Flowers will die, sun will set..
But u r my love that i wont forget..
Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old..
Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!

SMS is a nice way to be in touch with your friends, your lovers, your father, your mother, your girl friend etc. So share your Cool SMS or Love SMS with me. Who knows, you SMS may help someone in need! So start loving your friends all over the world. Share your Cool SMS and Love SMS with Me 


It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind. 


Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai.
Jiyo apni zindagi aise,
jaise ji raha gulab hai.
Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi,
muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai. 





Decent SMS

The smallest gestures
that go right to the
Heart ...

A Smile from a
stranger when U r
lost in crowd

An old friend calling
from distant land
just 2 say 'I Miss U'

The touch of mother's
hand on Ur forehead
when U r unable 2
sleep

Friend asking U Wh8z
wrong U thought
no one noticed

A hand on Ur shoulder
when it feels like the
world is against U

An unexpected, but
badly needed Hug from
the 1 U love the most 



Evn though, I clutch my blanket n growl
when de alarm rings.
Thank u, ALLAH,
that I can hear.
There r many,
who r deaf.

Evn though, I keep my eyes closed
against da morning lite as long as possible.
Thank u, ALLAH,
dat I can see.
Many r blind. 



Sometimes
"S p e c i a l
P e o p l e"
Come In Your
L i f e
...Only To
T e a c h
You
How To Live
A l 0 n e
Without 'THEM'

Sad But True ..



You Messed Up
Yesterday... You Used
The Wrong Words ...
Loved The Wr0ng Person ..
Reacted The Wr0ng Way...
...You Sp0ke When Y0u
Sh0uld Have Listened...
Walked When Y0u Sh0uld
Have Waited... Judge When
Y0u Sh0uld Have Trusted...
Indulged When Y0u Sh0uld
Have Resisted ...
You Messed Up
Yesterday...
But
You'll Mess Up M0re
If Y0u Let Yesterday's
Mistakes Sab0tage
T0day's Attitude... 


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Ester SMS

Satya aur Manavta ka Savera
Ishwarta ke aage mit-ta hua andhera
Prabhu Yeshu ke Ishwar prem ka..
Din Easter ka hai Gawahi de raha !
`
Easter aik wada hay,jo khuda har mosam bahar main duhrata hay
khuda karey aaney wala Easter khushian laye aor hamarey dil ko muhabbat aor aman ka gehwara bana dey
Easter Mubarak Ho… 



May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter 



Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter! 



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Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter! 



O the Easter bells are gladly ringing,
Let the whole world join the happy lay,

Let the hills & vales break forth in singing,
Christ, the Lord of Life, is ris’n today. 



God be with you at Easter. During this holy season may your heart be filled with love. May Easter blessings shine on you from Heaven up above. May God’s gift of redemption be accepted as your own. For He gave to all the greatest gift the world has ever known. May you find the beauty of Easter as this Holy Season nears. May your heart be full of laughter, your eyes be free from tears. May the love you give to others return to you ten-times-ten. And may our Heavenly father bless you over and over again! Happy Easter. 


Once again, Easter graces our world. Flowers bloom in glorious splendor. Birds sing morning melodies as the dawn breaks. New life is offered to everyone, for Christ is risen from the grave! Happy Easter. 


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The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter 



May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!! 



Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER”
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long LIFE…
And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times…
Remember me in ur prayers.. 



Christ makes all things new. In this holy season, may your faith be renewed in our Lord and Savior. Happy Easter. 


Wishing you all the blessings of Easter and the peace of mind that only our risen Lord can provide. 


Happy Easter! I’m thankful for this day God made, this special season too. But most of all I’m thankful that he made a kid like you. 


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Exam SMS

Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!
`
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!
`
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best! 



According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it! 


Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay, 



New Exam Song.
To Paper Paper Krti He.
To Paper Se Kio darti he.
Ak bar mujhe batla de too.
To chiting ku nahi krti he.
Kia hota he paper me.
Paper ka laga don dhair.
Me barish krdo pharron ki.
jo to ho jae meri… 


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Hum ek baar jite hai, Ek baar marte hai,
Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,
Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to.…
Exam kyu baar baar dete hai…
Best of Luck 


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Father's Day SMS

Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Larki aye ge jo app ko
Pyar se chahe ge
Pyar se dekhi ge
Ap ko bohat pyar de ge
Ap se pyar mange gi
Ur
App ko kiss kr k khe ge
“I LOVE U PAPA” 



May God remember U like Noah,
Favor U like Joseph,
Honor U like Mary,
Fight 4 U like Israelites
And prosper U like Abraham.
"Happy Father’s Day


When i die.
don’t come near my body dad..
Bcoz my hand may not come to wipe you tear
of that time..
Happy fathers day…



For bieng my support
my guide and
my strength
Yesterday,Today and
always I lOve you…
Happy fathers day….



Even though you were not
the kind of dad to take
me rishing,you showed me
love in other way.
fishing would have
been fun though.
Happy fathers day…



Nobody ever says”HAY DADDY”
Thanks for knocking out this rent.
I sure love this hot water.
It’s easy to read with all this light.
Happy fathers day….



Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers’Day!
Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father�s Day!

Happy Fathers Day


Happy Fathers day means more
than have a happy day
It means i love you first of all
Then thanks for all you do
It means you mean a lot to me
and that I honor you.

Some things are just better
The way they are.
Just like you!
Happy Fathers Day



Your guiding hand on my shoulder,
Will remain with me forever.
Thanks for always being there Papa.
Happy Father’s Day!



U are every thing to me
Whom i can share my all secrets
U are always there to help me
May u live long.

Daddy u are the best
although u live in the west
stay the way u are
while ur driving ur sports car.

Daddy, I Love You
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
Cause you love me, too.

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
Daddy’s hands were soft and kind
when I waz crying
Daddy’s hands were hard as steel
when I’d done wrong,
Daddy’s hands weren’t always gentle,
but I’ve come to understand…



There waz always love in Daddy’s hands

You are the best. I love u so much.
I don’t think that even if I searched
the world for years and years and years
I would find someone that is as caring,
as thoughtful, as hardworking as u.
I love u. Happy Father’s Day Dad!

Dad…


you have an understanding heart…
& a source of strength thats amazing
you hav it all!
Happy Father’s Day to SUPER DAD!

Pathan gifted a card to his father on fathers day and wrote a poetry on it
Phool to bohat hain par gulaab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bohat hain per ap jaisa koi nahi

Father’s Day Greetings
So many wonderful moments we have spent
together, so many wonderful years in all kinds
of weather, thinking of u father brings
memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll
treasure, these

So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
Thinking of u father brings memories 2 mind,
I love u so much.
Happy Fathers Day!



For the best dad who always had a smile 4 me.
Though we may b far apart right now,
Bt heres a big hug and kiss 4 u
To let u know how special u r
Happy Father’s Day!



Thanks 4 being there through the tears and laughter. Happy Father’s Day!
U may b out of sight bt u r alwz in my mind. Happy Father’s Day
Dad ur guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me 4ever. Happy Father’s Day
Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers’Day!

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Happy Father’s Day:
A Dad is a person
who is loving and kind,
And often he knows
what you have on your mind.
He’s someone who listens,
suggests, and defends.
A dad can be one
of your very best friends!
He’s proud of your triumphs,
but when things go wrong,
A dad can be patient
and helpful and strong
In all that you do,
a dad’s love plays a part.
There’s always a place for him
deep in your heart.
And each year that passes,
you’re even more glad,
More grateful and proud
just to call him your dad!
Thank you, Dad…
for listening and caring,
for giving and sharing,
but, especially, for just being you!
Happy Father’s Day 



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Father’s Day Wishes:
In happiness, in sorrow
You were always there for me
I may not have always said it
But, it’s the day to say it loud.
‘I Love You Dad’
Wish you a superb Father’s Day!

Hoping this Father’s Day is special
The kind that you won’t forget
One of the happiest you’ve had
In fact, the happiest yet!
Have a Brilliant Fathers Day ! 



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Flirt SMS

Dreaming of YOU makes my night worthwhile.
Thinking of YOU makes me Smile.
Having YOU is the best thing ever
and Loving YOU is what I plan to do FOREVER

If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes, live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.

Flowers will die, sun will set.. But u r my love that i wont forget..
Ur name is so precious,it will never grow old.. Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames
and now you make my heart burn like hell !

I cant help it, its not by choice,
my heart beats faster, my knees get weak,
my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new,
I just cant help it I am crazy for U! 



I Asked God For A Flower,
He Gave Me A Garden.
I Asked God For A Tree,
He Gave Me A Forest.
I Asked God For A Sea,
He Gave Me Ocean.
I Asked God For An Angel
He Gave Me YOU… 


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If one day you feel like crying…
Call me.
I don’t promise that I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you.

If one day you want to run away–
Don’t be afraid to call me.
I don’t promise to ask you to stop…
But I can run with you.

If one day you don’t want to listen
to anyone…
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.

But if one day you call…
And there is no answer…
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you. 



Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it

Feb 14 is ahead ! 


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Friendship SMS

Funny SMS

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May the nose diving Stock exchange enable You to buy the blue chips. May the lower commodity Prices lower the price of Your next lcd tv. May the sky rocketing Gold help give value To your wife’s jewelery And most importantly May the eroding wealth Help reiterate that The only treasure that Is immune to this Recession wits for You at home. Happy Pongal 


Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!
Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
Psychiatrist’ s receptionist comes & says There’s a man out who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples.. if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles.. So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?
There are many things in ur life which will catch ur eye but only few will catch ur heart pursue those 


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Gud Frnds shud b like 2 zeros..
Wen u try 2 add they r same,
wen u subtract they r again same.
Bt wen u try 2 divide they r “indivisible..”

Wen heart starts beating for sumbody,
U would feel every beat as precious.
Bt wen tat sumbody vanishes frm ur life u ll feel every beat as pain..!
Gud mrg.

One who wins in love,wins the
life.
But,one who fails in love,can win the world.
- WILLIAM SHAKESPHERE.

Love Equation
SmartBoy + Smart Girl=Romance
FoolishBoy+ Smart Girl=Empty Pocket
Foolish Boy+ Foolish Girl=Marriage
Smart Boy+ Foolish Girl =pregnent

Keeping sum1 n ur heart z easy…Bt 2 b in sum1s heart z nt dat simple…So respect nd consdr da heart which luvz u. 


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Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho,
Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early
Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish…
So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st… 



Hutch is Now Vodafone. Naam badal gayaa.
Company badal gayi.
Pink se Red ho gaye.
Lakhon Rupaye lag gaye,
fir bhi…
Rahe Kutte ke Kutte hi… 


Girl’s Attitude?
when boy doesn’t look at her she says
KUTTA dekh bhi nahi sakta….
But when boy looks at her she says,
DEKH KAISE KUTTON ki tarah dekh raha hai…. 


samundar bhar syllabus hai,
nadi bhar padte hai,
bucket bhar yaad rehta hai,
mug bhar likhte hai,
chullu bhar marks milte hai,
jisme doob ke marte hai.. 


zakham dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai,
zakham de kar kehte hain, ab haal kaisa hai?
kisi ek se gila kya karna yaaro,
puri duniya ka mizaaz hi ek jaisa hai…….. 


NASA ne 3 Sardar Chand pe bheje.
Rocket uda par aadhe raaste se vapas aa gaya!
Jab sardaro ko pucha to bole : aaj amavas hai.. chand to hoga hi nahi!!



Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi. 


Father: Beta tune college me sabse mushkil kaam konse shikhe?
Beta: Maine 2 Muskil kaam sikhe. 1) Dantoon se beer ki bottle kholana, 2) Tez aandhi main 1 maachis ki tili se cigrete jalana. 


Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
kyunki tum khate bahut ho…!! 


Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya. 



1.Premika–Ae bewafa tune sabkuch saaf kar diya mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya.
Premi–Teri kurbaani bekar nahi jayegi,bhej de rakh bartan majne k kaam aayegi.
2.1 mulla ki shaadi nahi ho rahi thi, Wo mannat mangne gaya.Waha uski maa khai me dir gayi….Mulla bola__Ya khuda teri khudi, Apni to mili nahi_ Abaa ki bhi gawai.
3.Bijli + Barsaat = Savan aaya,
Barsaat + Baaja = Dulha aaya,
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya,
Aap + Aap ki hansi = Bhaago-Bhaago Bhoot Aaya.
4.Husband Wife ghumne gaye, raste me ek dgadha ghaas khata mila, Wife boli- O G Tumhara rishtadaar ghaas kha raha hain, Namaste karo.
Husband- Namaste sasur ji.
5.Santa Banta se puchta hain,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?” Banta kehta hain answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh do, paas karke dikha.
6.D Best example f laziness
Boy- Papa 1 glass pani de do ,
Papa- Khud le lo, Boy- plz de do.
Papa- ab mango ge to thapad doonga.
Boy- Jab thapad dene aaoge to paani lete aana! 


* A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
* Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay…:D
* Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Girl: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Aray pagli, yeh koi mosque thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
* Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey
* Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?no r u sure?plz check again.no ,ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay
* aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
* Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo
* Hum dono main cute kon smart kon dashing kon sweet kon handsome kon yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon…
* Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.
Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,

* jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;) 


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Getwell Soon SMS

Get Well Soon sms
I hope you’re feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I’m always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon! 



Get Well Soon sms
Let’s go, get up, and stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon. 


Get Well Soon sms
May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,
This way and that way,
Morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon. 



Get Well Soon sms
May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom,
Swaying endlessly, this way and that way,
Morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon. 


Get Well Soon sms
I hope you're feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I'm always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon! 


Heard you were feeling out of a Quack… Hope you are up & Splashing Soon ”
Heard dat u r not feeling well So brAt flowrs fr u 2 make u feel Healthier
If wishes were flowers I”d send You A big bunch to say…. “Get Well Soon”
u r feelin betR, I miss u evryday I’m alwaz thinking of u,Get Well Soon! 


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Get Well Soon sms
May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the
Company of the damsels and get injected at regular intervals with
The vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or your well-wisher.
Please tell me even I don’t know. 


Early in the morning sun rise
with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening
with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play
a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead.. 



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Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ……
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
If wishes were flowers I’d send You A big bunch to say….
Get Well Soon 


Get Well Soon sms
Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stays sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u. 


Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You! 


Get Well Soon sms
You are feeling down
And so am I with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
The swing of things real soon 


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Ghazal SMS

Uss k honton ka tabassum rahay qayaim “YA RUB”
Uss k jeevan main khushiyon ka basaira ker day…

Tu meri “KARB” ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker,
Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai “SAWAIRA” ker day.

Uss k “DIL” k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko…
Uss ki “AANKHON” ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day Yeh meray dil ki dua hay “MERA MOLA SUN LAY”…
Saaaari duniya say chupa ker “USSAY MERA KER DAY” 







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Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya
main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya,

aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi aayi
woh bhi mere khuwab main ana bhool gaya,

bahaar ne jub se aana chore diya
mousam bhi apna phool khilana bhool gaya, 



Yeh raastey
manziloon ki janib bartey raastey

kathin bhi hain aur hain asaan
humain thakka daitey hain yeh rastey
ajnabi-o-anjaan rastey

hadsaat se hain bharrey parey
humain chonka daitey hain yeh rastey

insaan ko milatey hain
juda kartey hain
hasatey aur rolatey hain yeh rastey

yeh rastey
bewafa rastey
humarey aur tumharey raastey ! 


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Kamzoor badbaan hay, hawa taiz kia karain
Aa apni kashtiyon ko supurd-e-khuda karain !

apni tabahiyon main hi jub apna haath ho
phir dhushmano k waastay kiya bad-dua karain

Shaki-e-namurad ko tarsaya umer bhar
Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain

Hamnay yun ghurbaton main raat bitayee hay sanam,
Bhookay faqeer ko ab rukhsatzada karain

Duniya teray faraib say jobach k nikle
To sahiloon pay hum bhi namazain ada karain 



Lekin Rehnay Do
Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun,
lekin rehne do..!
Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun,
lekin rehne do..!
Tum jo har morr pe keh daitey ho khuda hafiz,
faisla mein bhi suna sakti hun,
lekin rehne do..!
Tum ne jo baat ki dil ko dukhaney wali,
us per main muskura b sakta hun,
lekin rehne do..!
Sharam aaye gi tumhein
warna tumharey waaday,
main tumhein yaad dila sakta hun,
lekin rehne do. 



Yeh Na Thi Humari Kismat K Wisaal-e-Yaar Hota
ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota
kahoon kiss se main k kia hai …
shab-e-ghum bori bala hai
mujhe kia bora tha marna ..
ager aek baar hota
yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaa hota ..
koei mere dil se poche
tere teer neem kash ko
yeh khalish kahan se hoti ..
ju jiger k paar hota
tere wade per jiye hum..
tu yeh jaan jhot jana ..
k khoshi se mar na jate ager etbaar hota ..
yeh na thi humri kissmat k wisaal-e- yaar hota
yeh kahan ki dosti hai ..
k bane hain dost saqi ..
koi chehra saaz hota ..
tu yeh na ghumm saath hota 



Ghazal Of The Day
yuN akelay mein usay ehd-e-wafa yaad aaye
jaise banday ko museebat mein khuda yaad aaye
jaise bhaTkay huay panchhi ko nasheman apna
jaise apnoN k bichhaRnay pe dua yaad aaye
jaise Dhalti hui shaamoN ko swera koi
jaise pinjray mein parinday ko fiza yaad aaye
jaise booRhay ko khayälät mein bachpan apna
jaise bachchay ko sharärat pe saza yaad aaye
jaise ujRi hui basti ko zamäna apna
jaise tufaaN k Thehrnay pe diya yaad aaye 



Aadat Nahi Hay
Sir jhukaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Aansoo bahaany ki aadat nhi h,
Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat,
Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay,
Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jaaty,
Lekin Haath phelaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat,
Magar Waqt ganwaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum,
Shikwa -e-dil lab py laany ki aadat nahi hay,
Bad’dua b kya kren HAQ men tumhaary?
Hamain to Dil b dukhaany ki aadat nahi hay 



Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Masoom Mohabbat ka bas itna Fasana hay,
Kaghaz ki Hawaili hay aur Baarish ka Zamana hay…
Kya shart-e-mohabbat hay, kya shart-e-zamana hay,
Awaz bhi Zakhmi hay aur Geet bhi gaana hay…
Us paar utarnay ki Umeed bohat kam hay,
Kashti bhi Puraani hay aur Toofan ko bhi aana hay…
Samjhay ya na samjhay wo Andaaz Mohabbat kay,
Aik shakhs ko Aankhon say Shair sunana hay…
Bholi si Adaa koi phir ‘Ishq’ ki, zidd par hay,
Phir ‘Aag ka Darya’ hay aur ‘Doob’ kay jana hay. 



Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana
Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain
Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain
Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai
Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai
Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana
Mujhse Milne ki Agar Tumko Nahi Chahat koi
Tum Sirf Rasmen Nibhane ke Liye Mat Aana 



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Good Morning SMS

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Good Morning
Like The Sunshine in The Morning
May This Brighten Your Day
And Remind You That You’re
Thought Of In A Very Warm Way
Sweet Thoughts & Prayer Are Sent
Your Way To Warm
Your Heart & Bless Your Day’s
Be Happy..Keep Smiling 



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Hi,Good Morning. Dream is over.Open your eyes & see how beautiful is your friend next to you,outside your door,waiting to welcome you with a bright smile.
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Waking up this morning was quite a task for me cos i tried opening my eyes and they refused to open and then i realised i sut them on purpose cos i was still thinking of you.
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Morning Smile make the day better that the best thing v can do to make life happier to us and others good morning
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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours,Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Morning….
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My wishes are silent but true,Everywhere they will follow you.. Luck is yours, wishes are mine.. I wish your present and future always shine…Good morning
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The butyful drms has com tru.The litle cute birds r singing 4U.The rays of sun r touching Ur butyful eyes n distrbing U 4 wising gud mrning 2u.Gud mrning.
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smile is the melody of soul. Work is the service of the spirit. Love is the gift of the he heart. May ur day be full of smiles , gud wishes and love ..Good morning. 


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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning!!
A night hug warms d heart,night kis brghtns d day,& a gd morning 2 start ur day!
The sun has once brought brightness 2 earth! lazy bone.its time 2 wake up gd day
D sun has 1c brought brightnes 2 earth! lazy bone it’s time 2 wake up gd m’ning!
The sun has once brought bright to earth lazy bone. its time 2 wake up GD M’NING
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day,& a gd morning 2 U!
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning!!
No cute sayings 2 sA No cute grafix 2 snd Jst a simpl gud day Hope that wil b ok
Arise, smile, look up & whisper a little prayer “Lord, this day to you I offer”
Every morning is a new beginning of an old battle
Stop thinking about me because its time to wakeup. Good morning
Romance wt dreams,engage wt simplicity,marry genuiness Thats Gd Life! Gd Morning
We ve a Strange & Unique Friendship.U-Strange. Me-Unique!ha,ha!!Gr8 morning!
U ve no idea how gud it feels 2 wake up evry mning knowng u r mine & i m urs
I just luv wen morning gets here, bcz i can say Great Big Gd Morning 2 my frend
A n8 hug warms ur heart A n8 kiss brightens ur day & A gd morning 2 start ur day 


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The secret of life is to make the best
of whatever comes along,
Make every day fresh and new,
Go in search of knowledge and experience.

Let your questions and
your answers reconcile.
Do your best to remember
that the best kind of learning curve
is an educated smile.

Share your magic with the people
who share your memories.
Let your feelings run deep.

Be in touch with the people
who live in your heart.

To really know what success means, earn it.
Don’t rely on some elevator to get you there.
The higher the floor you want to reach,
the more important it is to take the stairs.

The easiest lessons to remember
are the ones you learn the hard way!

Appreciate the little things
that make each day
unique and special. 



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“Be thankful for your mistakes.
They will teach you valuable lessons.
Be thankful when you’re tired and weary,
Because it means you’ve made a difference.”
So, KEEP SMILING and have a peaceful mind for the day!!!
MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.. 


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Hey, the sun is shining
It’s time to get on your way
Hear the birds singing
This is another fine day

So get the coffee perking
And down a cup or two
You’ll feel so much better
After your daily brew

Don’t forget the donuts
You’ll need a sugar fix
Donuts are always good
As to your ribs they stick

Okay I think your ready
You can face anything now
So go get them tiger
You’re really something… WOW! 



Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for U.
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!! 


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